crabjob


when a handjob is administered with only two fingers — the thumb and the pointer, like a crab’s claw.
behnam: how was your first date?
andy: well i didn’t score, but she did give me a sweet crabjob!
when you eat your mate’s crabs.
1. i crab jobb’ed that chick like she was a seafood buffet!

2. oh yeah, she used to have crabs, but i gave her a really long crab job and now she’s clean.

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