crabs
crabs:a tiny bug like creature that will infiltrate the pubis maximus,and lead you to isle 3 at the local pharmacy for some blue ointment.
use the “ol”blue ointment for the crabs dissapointment use it 4 a night and a day,oh it burns an it itches,but it kills them sons of b-tches in that good old fashioned way.
pesky pubic lice, that require treatment to remove, or they replicate and take over your entire crotch area.
eazy-e sez: she had more crabs than a seafood platter.
a parasite that lives in the pubic hair. the only cure is to shave off half of the pubic hair, light the other half on fire and stab the little b-st-rds with an ice pick when they come running out.
“i got rid of those crabs but these scars will never heal”
a free souvenir from tijuana
banging that sl-t was worth getting crabs
an insulting term to crips, mostly used by us bloods
“you f-ckin crab, betta not come around this block anymore”
these great little insects that live in your pubic hairs. theyr’e really great and i like them a lot.
hey steve, do you want to see my crabs?
crab:
a strange creature with weak body armour and has a funny walk. it looks dangerous because it has weapons on the end of its foremost arms but these can easily be overcome by common sense. it can’t read, write or talk properly because it is a crustacean….
does that sound anything like the vast majority of authors for the definition of “crab”, and the ones to whom they apply their definitions??
lol @ the gang war going on on ud. fighting it out using dictionary definitions, real tough!
of course, i have full respect for the actual crabs out there under rocks and in the sea and such.
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