crack an egg
the act of unloading ones j-zz pistol into both hands and then miming the breaking of an egg over your partners face, letting the “egg whites” drip onto them.
“make sure you crack an egg on her, for me.”
the female equivalent to the male “bust a nut.”
“man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and i was just interested in cracking a egg with him.”
“keep going! i’m getting ready to crack an egg!”
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