crack ass


verb -to haul -ss
adjective- another term for “f-ck”

noun- a crack head
that concert was crack -ss!

you crack -ss!

i need to crack -ss on homework.
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someone who acts like a nut case or crack head.
leave me alone, you insane crack -ss!
the unconfortable feeling that one gets after not wiping ones b-m properly. it is usually exagerated if the downstairs area then gets sweaty from walking or exercise.
“man! walking up this hill has given me a bad case of crack -ss”
1.one who is a complete moron, and idiot, a dumb-ss, or a bafoon. practices bafoonary, idiocy.
2. movie starring “pigeonkicker”, a suburbs boy. “crack-ss” portrays theemptiness of suburban life while still managing to run into stuff with shopping carts.
1. your transvest-te uncle tammy is a complete crack-ss.

2. me and the guys are going to see “crack-ss” this weekend.
an -ss-cracker, someone who f-cks -sses.
an american whiteboy.
shut the f-ck up, crack-ss.
low-grade, sub par. not meeting minimum standards of acceptability.
merchandise in canada is totally crack-ss
when something is as difficult as possible, when something never works properly.
i tried dealing with my crack -ss computer again today.

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