crack attack
when your -ss crack itches badly
man, jeremy over there scratchin his -ss. he must be having a crack attack
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when a basehead goes through withdrawal and loses his or her sh-t.
did you see the dmx show? dude had a crack attack right up on stage!
the sudden, unstoppable need to use crack cocaine.
i was on my way home to see my wife when i was h-t by a crackattack, so i called my dealer and got high instead.
an appalling and uncomfortable person or situation to be around usually enhanced by substance abuse.can be used to describe a situation and or person. relating to: a ridiculous outburst, an ongoing issue of insanity, or an unproductive otherwise useless person with terrorist tendencies and drug related issues. can be a verb and or t-tle/description.
1) she is a total crackattack.
2) i had to call the police because i was crackattacked.
3) there are too many crackattacks at this bar, we should leave.
etc…
-(kræk-əˈtæk)-
the phsycological and physical experience of “over doing it” or over dosing on a synthetic cannaboid or similar synthetic compound. the term was invented after an experince resulting in –
-vivid intense unstoppable hallucinations, both audio and visual.
-rapid heart beat.
-extreme anxiety and fear of death.
-difficulty with motor functions including eye movement and arms.
-and many more symptoms, all felling as if in his own h-ll. the one responsible for creating the word quickly became addicted to jwh compounds and related blends ,thus referring to the white or off-white powder that he free based as, “crack” and the feeling of overdosing as a, “crack attack”.
long story short-people in a wide area began to use the term crack attack when synthetic cannaboids or similar blend commonly made users have an experience similar to a sever anxiety attack during a nightmare,usually due to an improper dose.
1.”dude dont touch me man (gasp gasp) im having a crack attack”
2.”im never smoking blend again i had a crack attack the other day”
3.jeffery did sythetic and had a crack attack at school he looked like he was about to die”
when a person is asleep or unconcsious and you,and your friends all spread your -ss cheeks and rub your -ss cracks up and down in that persons face. (most effective after taking a sh-t)
john: hey guys, mike is asleep…..crack-attack!
mike: (scarred for life)
extreme itch/burn in your -ss crack, often occurring after taking a sh-t and not wiping properly.
my -ss crack feels raw. i’ve got some serious crack attack d00d.
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