Crack Face
when a crack addict is smiling/looking at you, hes got a crackface.
“go away crackface!”
to embarr-ss someone to the point where their face cracks like a broken mirror. usually by pointing out that they are wrong in their -ssertion.
she tried to tell me fox news was unbiased but i had to crack face.
someone who looks really high on crack or similar drug, pale, skinny, paranoid
“i saw a chick on springer who had serious crack face.”
a synonym for crackhead thought up by two young men one evening whilst considerably chung
you’re such a crackface
to laugh (because whhen you open your mouth, it’s like your face is cracking).
“he’s going to be so hilarious!”
“i know! i’m totally gonna crack face.”
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