crack flapper shit
noun. (an addition to “the sh-t list”)
the kind of sh-t that seems to create it’s own weather system. while taking a sh-t, your b-tt cheeks feel like they are flapping in the wind when the sh-t comes out.
“did you hear the big crack flapper sh-t i just had?”
“yes, it sounded like you were ready for take off!”
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