crack jockey
a true lover of the crack. this is one who either likes crack rock or -ss crack. this person can easily be identified by a look of total confusion, and either drool or spooge running down their chin.
geez, that girl chuck’s doin’ is so disgusting i’d sooner scrog a porcupine. he’s a real crack jockey.
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