crack muffin
an affectionate term directed at someone who is cracked our or sketchy but in a cute way.
n. “you acted pretty sketchy last night, but don’t forget, you’ll always be my crack m-ffin.”
a crack m-ffin is simply a m-ffin top viewed from behind. best observed when someone of a large stature picks up an item off a lower shelf at a supermarket.
when that women went to get the refried beans, i caught a glimpse of her crack m-ffin and almost cried.
friend with which one does crazy things. i.e. throw frappecinos at an ex boyfriend’s car.
yo, crackm-ffin, let’s start some ruckus this weekend. ya dig?
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