crack ‘n sniff


the ultimate defense in the game of basketball. as an offensive player goes to make a shot, a defensive player reaches down the back of his shorts and gets a finger load of some juicy b-ttsauce and slathers a dollop across the upper lip of the one taking a shot, resulting in something similar to a dirty sanchez. the slathered one then begins to vomit profusely and with great vigor, rendering him ineffective for the next several minutes.
“she gave that other player a crack ‘n sniff so juicy and smelly that she started to cry.”

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