crack open a cold one


to open up an ice cold beer
i just got home from a hard day of work and all i want to do is lay back in my recliner and crack open a cold one. ahhhh tasty
another word for necrophilia
seeing all these dead bodies makes me want to crack open a cold one!!
sl. (to) crack open a cold one is a slang term for necrophilia.
y’know, working as a gravedigger always gave me the biggest urge to crack open a cold one.

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