crack pants


any pair of pants that causes crack exposure when bending, squatting, or sitting. this can be a male or female phenomena. it often occurs with low-rider jeans.
did you see her when she sat down? there was like a mile of crack!!! she shouldn’t wear her crack pants without a belt.
noun–a person who splits their pants at a party and then comes back wearing their best friend’s pants.
where did tyler go? oh, he’s a crack pants. oh, what a w-nk.

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