Crack Pipe Pete
1. a person who thinks they can outdo anyone in drugs while either not dieing or p-ssing out i.e. could smoke the most marijuna, could snort the most cocaine. 2. someone to compete in drug use with. 3. jeff g.
bro 1: “man lemme stop and hit the bong, pop a pill, smoke a blunt, pop a bean, take 14 shots, t-tty f-ck your mom, shoot birds at the airport aaaaaannnnnd…..be home before dinner. crack pipe pete aint got nothing on me b-tch!!!”
bro 2: “………dude…your gay…”
bro 1: “why…?”
bro 2: “because i just did all that a second ago, theres nothing left to base head off of, check for yourself…”
bro 1: “p-ss…..”
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