Crackberry Syndrome


when its feels as if your blackberry is vibrating somewhere on your person even if the phone is turned off or not even on you.
frank: why you checking you phone, did you get a text?

harry:no, i guess not, i could have swore i felt it vibrating though. must have just been my crackberry syndrome acting up again.
when one of your friends get a new crackberry and secludes themselves from reality
marcus: why is mike secluding himself?
pat: crackberry syndrome

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