crackcident


something out of character done during a period in which you are heavily strung out on crack, the crack preventing any good judgment at all….like being in a relationship with a girl you don’t even like, and then getting her pregnant
i love my kids wouldn’t trade them for anything, but f-cking their mother was definitely a “crackcident”
the unintentional exposure of one’s b-tt crack while bending over in low-rise jeans.

becky had a crackcident in cl-ss when she bent over to pick up her keys.
an automobile accident resulting from one or both parties texting on a blackberry (crackberry) mobile device while driving.
if bob had been watching the road instead of texting on his blackberry, he wouldn’t have been involved in such a major crackcident.
an accident directly involoved with or caused by the excessive usage of any illicit substance.
joe was running down the street after an excessive weekend of partying and tripped over his own feet and had a crackcident.
the unintentional exposure of one’s b-tt cleavage while bending over in low-rise jeans.
bob saw becky bending down to grab her purse and couldn’t help but notice she was having a crackcident.
this is when you smoked way to much crack and you have to stay away from people for a while till you come back down to earth or people can understand what your saying
where’s tina, oh she’s at the emergency psych unit recovering, i think she had a crackcident.

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