cracked adams
the unfortunate event where a man who loves to give bl-w j-bs, takes on more than he can swallow resulting in a traumatized adams apple which ultimately cracks in half and nearly shatters within his throat.
symptoms includes: swollen epiglottis, inability to hold a conversation beyond 20 seconds, aggressive puss sack build up in esophagus, shifted carotid artery.
these symptoms may require immediate medical attention.
doctor – “d-mn this is the 6th “cracked adams” case i’ve seen this weekend.”
nurse – “what do you expect, the ring hole- just opened up in gay town this week”
doctor – “no sh-t! hey i heard they have good wings.”
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