Cracked the Apple
a maneuver initiated during an intimate table dance at a topless gentlemen’s club aka ‘shaker bar’. this maneuver begins when the female entertainer faces you directly and while in close proximity, you reach back with both hands and grab her b-ttocks, spreading her cheeks wide apart in a smooth, controlled and deliberate motion. typical response to this action is pure disgust and/or expulsion from the club, and in rare cases utter enjoyment for both.
during our trip to cabo san lucas, ted cracked the apple when he visited the sheet room at mermaids.
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