Cracker Snatcher
black guy that uses his prowess, i.e. oversized c-ck, to date exclusively white women, thereby making them unavailable to white guys. fortunately, white guys don’t mind as the sn-tchers tend to usually end up with the fattest, nastiest trailer park wh-r-s anyway.
friend #1 “i feel so sorry for paul, some cracker sn-tcher made off with his wife.”
friend #2 “well, you had to see it coming, she’s been complaining about his tiny w-ng for years.”
friend #1 “i guess those back problems he’s been having were the final straw for her.”
friend #2 “i always thought he was a f-g anyway, maybe he’ll find a good man now”
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