crackhead hair


the hairstyle worn by crackheads. hair is very messy and all over the place. sometimes also seen on people who just have woken up. sometimes called bed head, crackhead hair is much funnier.
eric- have you seen matt this morning?
jon- yeah he has crackhead hair for sure.
matt- man i just smoked a bowl of crack

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