crackhead math
when people count their money in forms of material, usually drugs or alcohol.
you get your paycheck for $240 and say
“awesome, i just scored 6 ecstasy pills!”
or
you find $10 on the floor and think
“sweet, i just got myself 5 beers!”
hence the term crackhead math
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