Crackin’ Off


to stroke your own p-n-s repeatedly until you skeet, unless your mother comes in, then you become a serial killa.
kid 1: he’s been in the bathroom forever! what could he be doing?

kid 2: probably crackin’ off!

kid 1: dude, that’s not even an expression.

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