cracking sheets
the act of masterbating and -j-c-l-t-ng so many times in bed sheets, that the sheets harden up and eventually crack.
person 1: hey, where is john?
person 2: probably in his room cracking sheets.
person 1: wtf!?
Read Also:
- crackin judy
english slang. a crackin judy is a hott girl. man, look at that crackin judy. i’d give anything to pull that.
- stroking the coxswain's daughter
having manual s-x with a woman as opposed to a woman masturbating herself. i didn’t have any protection but i brought her off by stroking the c-xswain’s daughter.
- stropoli
word meaning coolest motha f-ckin n-gg- man look at that stropoli he is the coolest motha f-ckin n-gg-
- Crackin' Steam
the art of p-ssing wind through ones r-ct-m/-n-l cavity in the cold. thus making a steamy fart. dude i’m so f-cking cold yeah i know, if i fart right now i think i might end up crackin’ steam.
- kennai
an awesome person everyone wants to be around. person1: who ya kickin it with tonight? person2: kennai