crackslap


1. an attempted “good game” spank that accidentally connects along the -ss crack.

2. any spank that connects primarily along the -ss crack.
“dude, you just crackslapped me.”
when you are doing crack and f-cking a girl in the -ss, spit on her bak then she turns around and bust on face, then slap her in the face with your p-n-s.
bob did a crack slap with your mother last night!

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