cradle

to hold a woman like a baby and finger her while in your arms
she got the cradle and she hated it.
(v.) to fill a toilet completely to the rim with toilet paper and then p–p on top of the wad

when combined with the act of “upper decking” someone’s toilet, the cradle becomes the “grand slam.”
guy 1: jake was being a d-ck at his part last night so we cradled his toilet
guy 2: that’s gonna take hours to clean.
(n) when someone or something gives you the inspiration to say “aww” or it is cute, it is considered cradle.
(v) to cradle it, something you want to hold or touch
(note: not used in a s-xual sense)
that old man holding the door for his wife is cradle!
you just made my day, cradle you!
you are so cradle!
that little dog is cradle with barrettes in it’s hair.
n.- filthy f-cking paedo, who goes by the name of cradle. preys on little children esp. those with no limbs. – disgusting isn’t it?
alt.- ‘cradle’, ‘cradle sn-tcher’, ‘f-cking paedo’ or ‘stay away from my kids’
no examples – just don’t let go of your child’s/ baby sister/brother’s hand. you have been warned
on the highway, the clear sp-ce between cl-sterf-cks (packs of cars traveling close together at the same speed across both lanes).
“i know i’m not at the speed limit, but i’d rather be in the cradle–with no cars around you, you’re a lot less likely to get in an accident.”
needs a shave constantly.
dodgy child sn-tcher who looks similar to gollum.

lock up your daughters, shoot your sons
it’s just safer that way!
-look cradle!
-what?
-actually it’s nothing.
-what was it?
-nothing…really!
-what was it…wait were you pointing to that kid?
-no.
-you were weren’t you?
-well…okay, yes.
-why would i be interested in that four year old?
-well you are drooling.
-oh, i see.
-mmmmm
-aaaaahhh.
cheerleader’s way of saying “see you later”
“hey call me when you get home!”
“ok, cradle!”