Cradle-Crush
a gorgeous younger member of the opposite s-x whom pursuing will inevitably lead to heartbreak, social ruin, and demise.
josh, she is a cradle-crush, stay away you’ll get over it.
erika, i met a cradle-crush on campus today
sarah, it seems like you have a cradle- crush.
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