Cradle Mountain Curse
when a woman takes her male partner for a weekend away to a place in tasmania called cradle mountain, thus ent-tling her to ownership of his t-st-cl-s for eternity. most men don’t believe of this curse when warned prior, but on return from the cursed mountain, he will be sampling cheese platters and playing tennis on a regular basis. as she now owns his nuts, she will never allow him to drink with mates again, he is now a slave to her every need; he has the cradle mountain curse.
woman: “hey honey, we should get away for the weekend.” man: “sounds good babe, where were you thinking?” woman: “how about cradle mountain??” (knowing full well he will be infected with the cradle mountain curse) man: “okay”
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