cradle napper
someone who gets busy with, taps, and/or tries to date someone who is significantly younger than them. see cradle robber.
john: dude, stop being a cradle napper
dude: what, nah man shes fine and shes got gr-ss on the field…. i’mma play ball
john: dude shes like 12!
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