Cradle schnitzel
this term refers typically to a much younger male lover, the object of your cradle sn-tching.
person 1: “wow gorgeous guy cathy’s dating, but isn’t he a bit young?”
person 2: “yeah cathy got herself a nice piece of cradle schnitzel there.”‘
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a young girl, under the legal age who puts herself out there to appeal to older men. usually found on chat sites, and web cams. their origins are unknown, but linked to stripper moms and mysp-ce. -on chat website.- guy: hey… your hot. asl? cradle sl-t: 13/f/fl. guy: … -your partner has disconnected.-
- craptalicious
someone that is beyond cr-ppy in mood or generaly i feel cr-ptalicious today home on a sat-rday with no money to do anything!
- craush
a crazy action only hamoon is capable of, because it is so crazy and so russian. hamoon craushed your mother last night, and has done so many times before.
- cray-yay
synonym for crazy. in order to be medically diagnosed as cray-yay, one must consume both alcohol and narcotics during the week. it started out as a cl-ssy tuesday evening wine tasting but then everybody got cray-yay and it quickly evolved to no pants tuesday.
- crippled bagpipe
when you’re f-cking a girl in the -ss and you wrap your arms around her stomach and squeeze, causing her to fart on your d-ck. jenny wouldn’t let me try the crippled bagpipe last night because we had mexican for dinner and she was afraid she’d sh-t all over my d-ck.