craftgasm
when home made handy crafts blow your mind.
“i’ve been looking at craft blogs all day and i’ve had multiple craftgasms”
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- Craft Rule
the craft rule states that if you play a video game with the word “craft” in it, then you are at least partially a nerd. man 1 – “dude, you want to play minecraft, starcraft, or warcraft? i have them all at my house.” man 2 – “no, and you really need to respect the […]
- Crap desk
a desk where you put you backpack and books and yo cr-p in cl-ss. usally emty and next to you… put that sh-t on the cr-p desk dog
- crapeazy
(noun) a subst-tute for the words sh-t or cr-p. bull can be placed in front of the word for a better effect. bob: i hate radiohead. me:kicks bob’s -ss that’s a bunch of cr-peazy!
- cremated
when you trip on dextromethorphan and smoke some marijuana. the name refers to the sensation of being in an oven, being burnt at 3000 degrees f. “oh man, i just drank a bottle of robitussen an hour ago. i’m so tripping. the weed is making it…oh my god… oh my f-cking god! im cremated!” to […]
- Crew Scheduling
an organization, probably in thrall to the devil, who’s sole purpose in life is to torment flight crews. especially those poor souls stuck on reserve. see evil. see also demon. i volunteered to cover a trip on my day off yesterday, and crew scheduling junior manned me on my birthday!