Craftmatic Flashback

a mental health condition afflicting both male and females involving good or bad memories of bed/bedroom related s-xual activities. the condition is marked by lucid and sometimes debilitating and arousal diminishing flashbacks of s-xual activity involving one’s former lover, partner and/or spouse. these flashbacks often occur by way of a triggering mechanism which brings back these memories of s-xual play. these flashbacks can range from arousing, engorging hot s-xual encounters to frigidity inducing recollections of deviate, perverse s-xual activity that one would prefer to forget such as chronic masturbation of a former lover which shakes the bed. triggering mechanisms can be from a broad range of occurrences and can include, but not be limited to, s-xual comments, innuendos, pictures, or merely engaging in or witnessing similar s-xual activity with new lovers, partners or a new spouse that triggers a reminder of something s-xual in the past.
while darlene had long since moved past her feelings for her husband after her divorce, every time her new lover sherwin rolled over and bounced around in the bed, it caused her to have traumatic craftmatic flashback of her former husband roger’s chronic masturbation habit whereby he was constantly lubing up, bouncing the bed and shaking her like a nappy valley earthquake until he climaxed in his dirtly old gak towel and p-ssed out.