Craftsbury


beautiful town in northern vermont, populated almost completely by hardcore hippies and hardcore rednecks. close-knit community, but lots of drama cuz everyone knows everyone’s business.
if you’re p-ssionate about trucks, farms, and/or organic food… move to craftsbury — you’ll have a ball.

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