Craig Downes
1-the one and only craig downes (besides his triplets) is a part animal.
2- this elusive man is originally from speers, pennsylvania, but now resides in conway south carolina
3- he can often be found: at bonfires, on the beach kicking jellyfish, going to cl-ss at ccu, gazing at the stars, or working the local street corners… ps if you find him here please return him to up, drinking heavily, or attending church
4-no one can quite understand how he manages to make time for church with his hectic schedule full of parties and keggers
5- the only way to catch him is by using a cast net
6- take as many pictures with him as possible.
did you see “the craig downes” last night he is a crazy man.
i wish i could pull a craig downes and still live to tell the story.
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