Craig Sager
craig sager, a popular sports broadcaster for tnt often wears awful suits. thus, anyone wearing an awful suit, at a dinner event, wedding, funeral etc. is a craig sager.
matt: what the f-ck are you wearing?
davis: what?
matt: you look like craig sager.
(a poorly dressed man walks into a room)
“look at that craig sager”
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