Craigavon
a supposed city,located in co.armagh, northern ireland. developed from the 1960s onward to absorb excess population from belfast.
consists of nothing but a few office blocks, a shopping centre,and lots of council housing estates. oh and lots of mucky fields so your guddies get dirty. drugs are very easy to find. for all its social and economic problems, its most definatly the best place in the world. but carlsberg diddnt do craigavon, buckfast did!
craigavon isnt as bad as u mite think
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