Craigbag
derived from the latin roots of “cra” and “ig” meaning to be loath full and full of herpies, similar to a douchebag but has reached and surp-ssed the levels of jerk and -ssholeness and reached nirvana.
i met this f-cking craigbag on craigslist. this craigbag keep scr-w-ng around with my sh-t. i took my girlfriend to a concert, and this craigbag keep rubbing up on her.
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