Craigophobia
when you get scared or s-xually aroused at the sound of the name craig and or image of someone you know who is named craig.
guy one: dude did you just hear that?
guy two: hear what?
guy one: i heard someone say the name craig.
guy two: so?
guy one: i’m not sure if i should m-st-rb-t- or pee my pants, i feel so s-xually aroused and scared all at once.
guy two: you have craigophobia!
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