craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have “met” through a craigslist personals ad.
two teenage boys are in conversation:

james: i am no longer a virgin

george: lol. what did you do to pop it? cuz i will kill you if i you popped my ex-girlfriend christina’s cherry. or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like homer simpson’s brother?

james: um, roflmao, no. i did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. fyi george, i had a craigs-hook.

george: wow!. so i guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to craigslist. interesting.
not to be confused with craigs-hook, this is an offensive term used to describe someone’s lover or mistress that, as the name implies, they picked up as a result of a previous craigs-hook, which evolved into an on-the-side (lover or mistress) relationship.
a hard working husband comes home from work, only to find his wife in bed with their friend’s teenage son. he then asks his wife:

husband: um,barbara sweetie, what exactly do you think you are doing? is kyle your new craigshook?

wife: no, adrian. well, yes he is a craigs-hook, since i picked him up on craigslist and he asked me to decougar him.

husband (adressing the teenager): so you are a mommy-grabber, you b-st-rd? if so, you don’t deserve a a craigs-hook with my wife, but a bl–dy left hook. and you don’t deserve to be my wife’s craigshook either, since i will now kick you out of my house for ever.