Craigslist Cunt
a woman who trolls for lonely guys on cl “women seeking men”. she will engage them in deep conversation for hours, then suddenly cut the guy off. he never hears from the cl c-nt again.
“the other night, i was online with a really nice girl. we were chatting for 6 hours, then she was gone. never heard back.”
“sound like you got drop-kicked by a craigslist c-nt. too bad.”
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