craigslist roommate
a roommate found on craigslist because of:
1. your girlfriend or boyfriend kicking you out
2. f-ckin rent is too d-mn high
3. oh sh-t, my friends bailed on me
4. f-ck, i hate living with my friends
5. my roommates are f-ckin stupid
6. living with strangers is awesome
a craigslist roommate varies from crazy, weird, wtf, or friendly.
friend a: dude nice place. who do you live with?
friend b: with a craigslist roommate.
friend a: how is it?
friend b: eh shoulder shrug.
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