cramaldis


inspired by the famed ny bakery name, cramaldis and its cousin; cramaldeez are directive verbs describing the act of stuffing one’s genitalia into socially impregnable and usually unwelcome places.
cramaldis d-ck in ya’ mouth ya bone smugglin’ pipe fitter!

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