cramp in the face
the lovely look on your face after you wake up
example a
bob: dude, how was last night?!
bobert: …it was great until i woke up and discovered her nasty morning cramp in the face.
example b
morning time
jim: who the heck are you?
beatrice: shut up jim!
jim: whoa, it’s you beatrice? you have one gnarly cramp in the face…
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