Crampon
having s-x with a girl while she has a tampon in.
guy 1: dude i can’t believe you boned kristin last night, wasn’t she on her period?
guy 2: yeah so i gave her the crampon and watched her dig it out after!
guy 1: what a sl-t!
a tampon of the applicator-free variety, requiring cramming for insertion.
they only had o.b. but i don’t use crampons.
synonymous with douche bag and f-ck wad, only with feminine -ssociation during menstruation.
“gina isn’t just hormonal, she’s being a total crampon.”
sworn enemy of hotrock.
not as powerful or cool, but they’ll do.
is it a bird? is it a plane? no! it’s crampon! no wait it’s a plane.
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