Cranberry Jones


a quarterback that wears crimson and cream who’s home state is new mexico. if your team is playing against him, he is the best player on your team.
when the huskers were playing the sooners, oklahoma’s quarterback thew 5 interceptions he was such a cranberry jones.

Read Also:

  • Midnight Jackhammering

    similar to midnight hovering, midnight jackhammering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. not just any vibrator though. oh no, this vibrator is so powerful it could be used to remove the limescale from the walls of caves…it is usually referred to by the person in the next street […]

  • swayzerized

    1. to be intoxicated to the point where neither you or your friends recognize who the h-ll you are. 2. total alcoholic annihilation. 3. wasted to the point you think you’re patrick swayze. dude 1 – man, i’m wasted! dude 2 – naw man, your swayzerized! dude 1 – yea man, i’m totally patrick swayze […]

  • crank dat

    a horrible song with no lyrical talent whatsoever person: love that crank dat song person 2: can you do the dance?!?! person: there’s a dance?!? person 2: yeah it goes like this -proceeds to move about like they are a r-t-rded monkey on speed- alternative meaning, popularized by the the soulja boy song of the […]

  • Imbrue

    to douse something in. imbrue one’s hands in blood.

  • imbruglia

    a term used to describe a d-mn fine women, or the most beautiful women ever that girls my natalie! female pop-style singer natalie imbruglia sings this song. a new south wales term for a woman’s giant gaping minge. d-mn, that sheila had a m-ssive imbruglia bro! natalie imbruglia: singer who was a one hit wonder […]


Disclaimer: Cranberry Jones definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.