Crandell


a word used to describe someone of the female form whom is so ugly that it brings vomit, tears, and sh-t to your body all at once because of the uglyness. you will know it is a crandell when you see her because she will have marks on her from where people poke her with a ten foot pole. also known as a hozatch.
background:originates from a person who steals best friends and is a brother f-cker and controls men.
“yo that girl’s a crandell…she makes me want to gouge out my eyes with a spoon.”

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