craneface
a doodle where it looks as if a crane has eyes, a mouth, and a fish instead of a wreckingball
haxxor: dude that is a pretty sweet craneface
noob: yeah, but i did invent the thing where its right eye is a triangle
haxxor: dude no you didnt!
noob: whatever, i did do it. i was like “omg the eye should totally be a triangle” and you were like “yeah youare right”
haxxor: whatever
noob: wanna play halo?
haxxor: only if you stop running me over with the banshee
noob: no shees, ok?
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