Cranford

a medium sized town in union county new jersey. it was oringinally named crane’s ford after the crane family forded a river. the movie guess who was filmed here, as were many episodes of nickelodeon’s pete and pete. it can be accessed easily from exits 135, 136, and 137 on the parkway. it’s high school is notorious for flagrant and excessive drug and alcohol use. it is nationally recognized with the tree city usa award, honoring both a specific tree at lincoln park and the tree-lined streets. some also believe this is a reference to the previously suggested drug use. it is home to over six miles of bicycle trails and is home to an historic house that was a stop on the underground railroad. notable attractions in the town are the town washtub, where teens can be seen spinning around in the drying machines; the rustic mill, an overpriced diner; and the clock, the world’s largest four-sided rolex (the number 4 is represented iiii instead of iv). the town is home to 3 dunkin’ donuts locations, 2 krauzers convienence stores, and an absurd amount of nail and hair salons and pizza parlors.
while being driven through central jersey, the drug sniffing dogs went crazy because they had arrived in cranford.
a small northern town in union county that is divided by north and south sides, north being the “rich side” and south being the “poorer side”. teens attend cranford high school that is overpopulated with every sterotype of teen. from cl-ss clowns, jokes, preps, nerds and goths cranford is still known for their excessive partying and drug use. major morning hot spot, bagel america, is the home to many teens after a rough night and a rougher morning with a hang over accompianed by a bagel and some friends. cranford cops are always out looking for someone even jay-walking. cranford is also known for their baseball and volleyball teams. all around though, soccer is forced upon cranford children at age 4. cranford is a gossipy town that is growing on the downfall.
cranford is a party town, stop by.

cranford is a soccer lovers land.

cranford has good weed and beers for everyone!
a small town in northern nj that’s so cool that all its teenage residents hang out anywhere else. remarkable amounts of drug/alcohol use and guidos exist there.
d-ck from cranford: let’s go to abyss.
everyone else in cranford: k.
it is a small town in new jersey. it is known for its excessive drug and alcohol abuse. the number of drug and alcohol users is rapidly increasing. it might not be suppected as a bad town because of its historic sites. like many towns, cranford’s social status is divided by the traintracks that p-ss through it. the north side be the richer, and the south side being the poorer. mohawk park is on the south side of cranford. it is believed that at night there are satanic rituals and supernatural events. also, a dead body was found in the river of mohawk park. one of the most popular hang outs is the imfamous clock. cranford is a corrupt town with corupt cops. the town of cranford is becoming worse and worse.
where can’t you find drugs in cranford, and where can’t you find a place to do them.
a small town in union county new jersey seperated by the north and south. the south side is conisdered lower cl-ss, but there is nice parts of it. the north side is considered uppercl-ss. many famous figures live in cranford such as tyler irwin. the highschool is full of many drug dealers and “potheads”. downtown cranford is the sh-t, but any other town would rape us at any sport.
cranford is the sh-t, watch out for the pothead
small town in north/central new jersey. they have and amazing highschool baseball team, and a great football team. consisting mosyly of jewish and white people. cranford was the setting for the movie, guess who.
cranford is a great town to grow up and live!
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