Cranial Elephantitis


the medical condition involving severe swelling of one’s skull until said skull reaches an absurd girth.
as a kindergartener, nils learned at an early age that his cranial elephant-tis would prevent him from fitting through most doors, and as a result he would die alone and lonely

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