cranial rectitis
1. n. a condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one’s head up his or her -ss. note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. when someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the b-ttocks, this is known as “perpendicular cranial rect-tis.”
why do all those hollywood idiots have such cranial rect-tis?
boy, harry reid debates with all the intellectual ac-men of spongebob squarepants. how did he contract perpendicular cranial rect-tis?
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