crank a zank


a term used to refer to a person who is extremely cranky, irratable, or grumpy. it can also be used to refer to someone who is a perpetual pessimist, or a constant downer.
gertrude makes sure to get a lot of sleep at night so she isn’t a crank a zank the following day.

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    noun. cr-ppy graphics. can be exaggerated to as blinding or something that hurts your eyes after a while. it is usually applied to early developed games or simply, plain bad graphics. “whoa, look at those cr-phics!!” “sh-t that is bad! i’m gonna go play cs whee”

  • crap-o-thon

    marathon diarrhea, sometimes medically induced i chickened out and decided to postpone my cr-p-o-thon until after my wife recovers from her surgery…

  • Crappearance

    someone who is perhaps not looking their best or lacking the beauty to appear to be in tip-top shape; a less extreme version of fugly. e.g. you have a strong cr-ppearance.

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    a man with a small p-n-s or of inadequate size. he wanted to have s-x but was simply unable to preform due to having a crater c-ck.

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    desiring s-x or sensuality hey! why are you so down? oh man! i’m craving rutledge!


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