crank dat

a horrible song with no lyrical talent whatsoever
person: love that crank dat song
person 2: can you do the dance?!?!
person: there’s a dance?!?
person 2: yeah it goes like this -proceeds to move about like they are a r-t-rded monkey on speed-
alternative meaning, popularized by the the soulja boy song of the same t-tle. crank dat refers to the act of masturbation, as indicated by the lyrics “watch me “crank dat” soldier boy then superman that hoe”
watch me crank dat soldier boy then superman dat hoe…or…watch me m-st-rb-t- my erect p-n-s then -j-c-l-t- on this promiscuous woman’s back before sticking a sheet to the soiled spot on her back causing an eventual cape-like effect.
1. song by soulja boy, makes no sense, has a single beat, the boy raps in one tone, and has a dance that makes a ch-r-ographer cry whenever he walks into a party with the song playing. its a disgrace to a cd
guy 1: i can crank dat n—a

guy 2: dude, its a bat mitzvah and ur a 13 year-old jewish kid, stop embar-ssing yourself

guy 1: wha’ me cran it
wha’ me roll
supermaan a hoe!

guy 2: -gunshot-
song that is contributing to the r-t-rdation of america
after listening to crank dat, john transformed from a genius to being in a persistant vegetative state.
the gansta version of the macarena. the words still cant be understood, and it has launched as many parodies that are as r-t-rded as the song itself.
person #1: what are you listening to? and why are you dancing??

person #2: it’s crank dat and i’m dancing yo.

preson #1: righhhtt. you look like you’re doing the macarena on speed.

a stupid–ss hip pop fad started by a song (crank dat soulja boy) by the talentless southern rapper soulja boy.

there’s at least a million of songs that have the words “crank dat” in it, and they’re all repet-tive, stupid, and have no lyrical meaning whatsoever. it’s just another bunch of r-t-rded club songs that people are gonna forget about in a few months.
here are a few of these sh-t-tastic songs:

crank dat soulja boy
crank dat spiderman
crank dat peter pan
crank dat yank
crank dat batman
crank dat superman
crank dat lion king
crank dat jump rope
crank dat weezy wee

you can already tell that they’re horrible just by reading their t-tles.
the name of a song by soulja boy, which serves to establish an equally idiotic dance. on par with who let the dogs out and the macarena, this song demonstrates no talent or creativity, and proves how stupid most followers of the hip-hop mainstream truly are.
“i’m have no mind! i’m going to crank dat!”

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